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All supporters get their name printed in every edition of the book. All levels include the ebook and immediate access to the author's shed. Supporters of books that don't reach their target receive a full refund.

£10
Digital & Audio

e-book edition, audiobook edition & access to George's shed.

£20
Special Edition

A 1st edition hardback, the ebook version and access to George's shed

£50
Signed - SOLD OUT

Signed & poetically dedicated 1st edition hardback, e-book edition, audiobook edition, your name in the back & access to George's shed.

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£100
Launch Jamboree - SOLD OUT
  • 2 invites to the launch jamboree with George & special guest
  • 2 1st edition hardbacks, e-book edition, audiobook edition, your name in the back & access to George's shed.
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£175
Poem - SOLD OUT
  • George will write you a personalised poem
  • 2 invites to the launch jamboree
  • 2 1st edition hardbacks, e-book edition, audiobook edition, your name in the back & access to George's shed.
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£250
Private Poetry Gig - SOLD OUT
  • George will perform just for you (& your guests)
  • George will write you a personalised poem
  • 2 invites to the launch party
  • 2 1st edition hardbacks, e-book edition, audiobook edition, your name in the back & access to George's shed.
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£10,000
Personal Poet - UNAVAILABLE

Everything above and George will come and follow you around for one month, do the washing up, and be on call to read his poetry, or the works of any other poet if you so desire.

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