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Saving Grace

A hilarious old-school comic novel — like Ugly Betty rewritten by P.G. Wodehouse by Paul Blezard

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The Synopsis

When tradition and manners clash with brash modernity and the need for money, who loses?


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For 99 years, Grace, Britain’s oldest magazine for women, has ‘graced’ coffee tables the length and breadth of the country. The arbiter of national etiquette and source of domestic staff for most of Britain’s grand houses, it still offers genteel advice on how best to wash silk corsetry (gently and in tepid water) and what to give one’s household staff for Christmas (nothing, they’re the staff, not family or friends). But as its centenary approaches, trouble looms.

Grace’s owners, Eustace Benson and his sister Cordelia, well into their eighties now, have only spoken through lawyers for the last forty-five years. What was the foundation of the family fortune – keeping one in eccentric suits in the city and the other in faded elegance in the country – is now a heavy financial burden. Readers are leaving faster than the comfy-slipper wearing ladies of the subscription department can make tea, and the Great Twenty Year Facsimile Machine Experiment of 1989 is about to come to an end. Troublingly, two of the wheels on the office ‘dainties’ trolley have come off, making the traditional delivery of afternoon tea to the staff precariously tricky.

Worse still, Smethwick, the general factotum, who can normally be relied upon to attend to such matters, has disappeared. It seems that the old order is collapsing faster than a duff soufflé and all is lost.

Enter Henry Benson, a jovial bachelor on whose shoulders rest the hopes of the magazine and the family’s future. No matter that he has never run a business successfully but has run plenty into the ground, or that he is profoundly dyslexic and a borderline alcoholic. He’s as keen as Colman’s mustard, he’s family and that’s what counts.

Some situations require a dashing knight on a galloping white charger; others need a gentle hand getting into the car and a short ride to the room that’s ‘become available’ at the nursing home. But no one at Grace knows which service Henry is offering, least of all Henry.

The Excerpt

At the offices of Grace the daily hubbub of magazine activity was well under way. The half a dozen ladies of the classified advertisement department on the ground floor were responsible for taking the small ads that appeared at the back of the publication for domestic staff, nannies, au pairs. They also dealt with the wide range of country cottages for holiday rentals in the more popular counties, so were all either on the phones or doing paperwork. Two were logging in the cheques received into the huge, leatherbound ledgers that recorded every single penny that entered the building whether by way of coin, note, cheque or by credit card.

The introduction of a credit card advertisement booking service was a somewhat recent innovation causing as much consternation and confusion among the loyal readership as it had with the staff. “Does this mean that you will be keeping all my financial details on your files? You see I have no wish to be cloned… Is that the correct term?” or “Will you be able to let me have ninety four pounds a week from my account like my son does so that I can buy Snuffy his treats, only he does get awfully cross if he doesn’t get his treats after walkies? Snuffy I mean, not my son. He buys his own treats and I don’t have to take him on walkies any more, he’s nearly fifty-five now, or is it fifty-seven?” were just two of the more confused telephone queries received by the ‘classifieds’ as they were known. In the beginning they had been as worried as the callers were, but slowly over the past few weeks they had got the hang of it and were able to offer calm-voiced, surprisingly confident reassurance and advice to all who called, some of which was as close to accurate as could be reasonably hoped for.

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The Author

I’ve been loitering around literature for years and have loved the written word since my father told me that if you tell an untruth with your mouth it’s a lie, but if you write it down it’s a story. I’ve written ever since. I still like to keep my hand in with the oral tradition – let’s call it that, eh? – though.

For 8 years I presented the daily author interview programme on sadly now defunct Oneword Radio. It was a super show, beloved of authors, the publishing industry and all three listeners alike. Actually it won Sony Gold Radio awards so it must have been doing something right.

After a couple of years spent writing an exploration of the nature of friendship (a lovely story, doomed to failure as it proved, but lovely) I became the literary editor of the oldest weekly publication for women called, oh what was it now? Ah yes, The Lady. Bonkers place, lovely people. Truly. Some of you may have seen the C4 documentary. Many of you won’t. Be grateful. I am.

In between the nonsense I flit around literary festivals from Dubai to Hay-on-Wye, Oxford to Voewood interviewing authors, writers and poets, all heroes to me.

The Rewards

All supporters get their name printed in every edition of the book. All levels include immediate access to the author’s shed.

£10
Digital

Digital edition, your name in the back and access to the author’s shed.

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£20
Hardback

1st edition cloth-bound hardback, digital edition, access to author’s shed and your name printed in the back.

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£50
Signed

Signed 1st edition cloth-bound hardback with free UK shipping, digital edition, and your name printed in the back

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£100
Party

2 invitations to the launch party at a Central London venue tbc, 1st edition cloth-bound hardback with free UK shipping, digital edition, and your name printed in the back

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£250
Lunch

You and a guest can join Paul for an old-school publisher’s lunch at a London restaurant tbc, 2 invitations to the launch party, 1st edition signed cloth-bound hardback with free UK shipping, a digital edition and your name printed in the back (Only 10 available)

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£350
Reading Group

Get members of your reading group to club together and you will receive 6 hardback copies with free UK shipping, unlimited digital editions and Paul will travel wherever you are to attend your meeting and talk about the book.

£400
Althorp Festival – Gold Pass

Join Paul as his guest at the Althorp Literary Festival 2014 in the splendour of Althorp House. Paul will provide day passes granting access to 4 events of your choice and everything at signed level. (Two passes per pledge. Limited to 10 pledges)

£500
Hay Festival – Gold Pass

Join Paul for a visit to the Hay Festival 2014 on the weekend of your choice. The Gold Pass is for two people and includes 6 pairs of tickets for the events of your choice, plus some exclusive behind-the-scenes access and everything at signed level.(Only two Gold Passes available)

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Be in the Novel

Have a character named after you, or a loved one, plus 2 invitations to launch party, Signed, 1st edition cloth-bound hardback, a digital edition and your name in the back.