These letters we're publishing - they were really written from Wellington's warhorse to Napoleon's warhorse and vice versa? Really?
They really were. I'm an actual, proper, highly-qualified historian. If I say something is kosher, then it's kosher. I put the full weight of my academic reputation behind this project. Being a historian is like being one of those guys on CSI. We know stuff. There are some things you literally cannot fake.
That's what I thought.
You were right. But having collected the letters together, and having had them faithfully dramatised by Radio 4's comedy department, why are we getting them published as well?
Well, as you well know, it's not just that we found the letters, there was all that other material.
I don't well know. What other material?
All those extra letters, the ones from Marengo to his hygienist and the horse he plays chess with? The notes between Copenhagen and the annoying dog he has to share a stall with? And what about all the hardcore archival work we did fleshing out the details of the story? We're going to annotate the letters with a series of incredibly informative hoofnotes.
Oh, that. Yes, I do remember now.
And do you remember that we promised Unbound that if listeners have any questions, they can ask them by emailing email@example.com?
And that if we answer a question in a published hoofnote, then we will raise the asker FOR FREE to the next level?
I remember something about that, but not in as much detail as you seem to remember it. Does that mean we'd give someone a free ebook if they hadn't pledged at all?
Only if we answered their question, and I bet we wouldn't answer a non-pledger. We can be quite vindictive, remember.
Yes, I remember. Are you really going to make me go pony-trekking?
Only if we get the pledges.
Please don't pledge.
Dear Marengo brackets Napoleon's horse close brackets,
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This book is now published. If you pledge now you still will receive your ebook or beautiful limited edition copy, but you won't get listed as a supporter in the back.
Downloadable on Christmas Day!
(Horses love e-books)
1st edition hardback copy of the book & the e-book. (Horses have hard backs.)
Signed 1st edition hardback plus the e-book
(Kiss Kiss Hoofprint.)
signed 1st edition hardback, Christmas card (or postcard) from Copenhagen & Marengo & the e-book for christmas(to guarantee delivery of the Christmas card order by Dec 13th).
(Horses’ Christmas stockings are very long.)
Includes mug, A4 cover print, signed 1st edition hardback, Christmas card (or postcard) & e-book(to guarantee delivery of the Christmas card order by Dec 13th).
(Horses can use mugs, but they don’t.)
Embroidered horse blanket, mug, A4 cover print, signed 1st edition hardback, Christmas card (or postcard) & e-book(to guarantee delivery of the Christmas card order by Dec 13th).
(Horses love horse lovers)
Two invites to the book launch party, plus goodie bag
(Marengo and Copenhagen may not be at the launch party)
Limited edition A2 cover print, numbered & signed by the artist, Tom Sears, plus goodie bag
(Picasso was a horse)
Two invites to lunch with the authors, two invites to the book launch party & a goodie bag
(Menu: Beef Wellington, or Chicken or Tofu a la Marengo)
Pony-Trekking with both the authors plus horse goodie bag
(Marie knows how to ride a horse)
Your name as a character in the next set of Warhorse letters
(It will be easier if you are already a horse)